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Tankless Water Heaters
High-Efficiency Toilets
Okay, that question may not keep you up at night.
But in our business, it matters. Turns out, there is plenty of hot water on the Space Shuttle but no water heater anywhere. Those smart folks at NASA – plus a few hundred million dollars – have figured out some remarkable things. One of which is a “tankless” water heater.
You’re thinking, “Oh, like I really need space technology in my home.” Well, everything else has been changed by technology; now it’s the lowly water heater’s turn…and I think you’ll be amazed. Take a look at how you benefit…
You know how “stop and go” driving eats twice the fuel as the same miles of highway driving? Same thing here. Your water heater goes ‘off’ and ‘on’ each time you want hot water. You pay to re-heat the same water, over and over! But with tankless, none of that happens.
That’s why the nice hotels picked up on this right away. Sure, guests love it but the hotels are saving millions of dollars in water heating bills. Plus another pretty neat benefit.
More storage space. Yep, they freed up mountains of space and you can also chunk out that ol’ rusty, crusty tank of yours… while gaining all these other remarkable advantages!
So, you save water, save energy dollars, increase space, increase comfort and eliminate an item prone to failure - then why haven’t you heard about this before? Two reasons –
It is a bonus to us if you’re more comfortable and save money! That’s our job. Starting with this: Call now for a free, no-obligation Water Heating Analysis. We’ll tell you all about this remarkable system and how much you can save by throwing that old tank away!
P.S. When you call, ask us to send you the $20 gift – whether you want an appointment or not – and it’s yours. And there’s no obligation on that either. Call 928-774-HELP(4357) now.
“Okay. In all honesty, I never thought I’d be an expert in toilets. Ever…”
So you may want to sit down for this. (Oops. Bad choice of words.)
There are some things you just don’t discuss. Sometimes it’s politics; sometimes religion; occasionally your mother-in-law. But almost always, you don’t go around discussing toilets.
However, in my business, we have to. Your doctor hears all sorts of “private” things and your hair stylist definitely does. Well, professional plumbers must discuss delicate subjects too.
What I want to tell you is that your “current” toilet’s poor performance is not your imagination. Oh, it looks like a toilet and does pretty much what they’re designed to do - - except for one thing…
Congress passed a law (don’t they always?) to reduce water consumption. They mandated a change in toilet design to make do (sorry) with a mere 1.6 gallons of water. This is – in many cases – less than half of the “old” standard toilet that would flush a shoe to Cheyenne.
The law is good. We need to conserve. But the designs are bad. And it has led to something almost comical: The “new, conserving” toilets must regularly be flushed two or more times. As you can tell means they use more water than the “old” toilets. Like I said, kinda funny.
It’s not funny to you though. It wastes water, plus your time, (and occasionally is embarrassing). This “double-flushing” obviously increases your likelihood of seeing leaks on your floor and cuts the service life in half. In short, there are no real savings of any kind.
The problem is so bad that the government set up a Toilet Testing Lab (not kidding) to see if 1.6 gallons could really even work as designed. Of the hundreds of toilets tested (and you think your job is bad?) they found exactly 7 that worked.
And we’ve got the best one. It works first time. Every time. We call it the New Millennium. As plumbers, we know quality, so without describing every detail – this is superb. The enamelized porcelain is superior; as are the fittings, valves, and seriously engineered construction.
“Form follows function,” they say, and if a superbly crafted water-saving toilet can be beautiful, this is it. So if you are the least bit frustrated with the poor quality, “double flushing” leak-prone toilet in your otherwise fine home, please give us a call.
Are they cheap? Depends how you look at it. “Cheap” is what most builders and “big box” retailers prefer. You cannot buy these off-the-shelf anywhere. The quality is so good that brand doesn’t want unlicensed “weekenders” installing these. But plumbing repairs aren’t cheap either, nor are warped floors from that “leaker” toilet, nor is the constant overuse of water. So this new system isn’t “cheap”, but is a superb value.
They also come with a little guarantee –
If we install it and it leaks – ever – we fix it, free. That’s right. Free. And the toilet itself has a lifetime warranty against cracks, defects, or becoming ‘unseated’ from its mount. We’re talking about the last toilet you’ll probably ever buy. (Hey, and you don’t love shopping for toilets anyway. So be done with it.)
If you like us to visit– we’ll gladly do so. If you decide you want the absolute best in functional, beautiful quality plumbing for your home, I’m happy to sweeten the pot (sorry again) with this –
So that’s a bare minimum of $500 in free benefits right away. Just call us at 928-774-4357 to set up an appointment or find out more.
Look, I know plumbing – especially toilets – is not something you want to think about much. So don’t. Call us. Quit wasting water and time… or embarrassment. We’ll take care of it, plus haul your old fixture away. We’ll leave your home in better shape than when we came.
Call to set up your appointment.
P.S. Remember, you get “forever” quality in these toilets. If you’re replacing more than one, you’ll get a fantastic discount. Call us at 928-774-HELP(4357) today.